Derek always tries to make you laugh no matter how much you don't want to. He likes to speak other languages (preferably spanish) He has a kind and caring heart that'll make you feel cared for no matter what. He tries to always keep a smile on his face even when he's going through a tough time. He likes to have long conversations with you and likes to get to know you. He has a lot of friends, and cares about all of them equally. If you have a Derek in your life, remember your lucky.
Derek... I'm so lucky to have you
by Ukulele_ donuts December 9, 2018

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by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.
by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!
by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.
Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025

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