David

A small man who acts intelligent but isn't really. Recently had an accident in the mouth area. His friends find his sister HOT and wonder how he could be her sister.
"wow his sisters hot but not that David"
by frances1234566790 March 17, 2013
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David

A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.
David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.
by David Johnson Pecker August 29, 2010
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david

a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.
Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl
by tylerdent November 16, 2011
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David is the name of a complete douchebag. He acts like a fboi but he doesn't get the girl. He acts like he does. He thinks being rude to girls works.
The way you talked to that girl was so David
by Djl15010 March 02, 2016
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David

a faggot no one likes mostly cheats stills and hurts himself most likely possesed.
David is a cunt
by to damn filthy November 28, 2016
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David is the true defenition of gay and or Homosexual He likes to grab the cubes or buns of the same sex
"Dude that guy is so david"
"I know right"
by iMaster9644 October 27, 2015
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An asshole that thinks he's better than everyone else, usually a bully and normally has bad comebacks
Guy 1: David stop bullying me

Guy 2: I know your are but what I'm I
by Davidhater115 January 10, 2017
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