bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

custicil

custard that has transfered from a liquid state to a semi-frozen state.

custard that has been partly frozen, often after been left at the back of the fridge.

John won't eat his custicils because they are too cold.

Sombody turned the fridge down and now the custard has turn into custicils.

by Benson C July 4, 2005

skeet cushion

When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.

Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!

I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!

by jacobjacobs March 15, 2011

Custy

Touring band, parking lot scene term derived from the phrase "Custody Kid" in the 1990's. As opposed to many of the tour-followers, the custy's trip following a band on tour was funded by their parent's money. Custy's were usually only called-out by the touring vendors who could only made it to the next show by peddling their wares in the parking lots surrounding the venues TO the custy. This added to the confusion over the meaning of the word. Slowly, "custy" was understood as a shortened term for "customer."

He sold some boomers to this custy and he pulled out a checkbook from his shiny new Land Rover with hooper stickers all over it.

by benv May 26, 2010

custodio

A sexy beast asian dude and a freaking hotty and a awesome kisser

Custodio is sexy

by ASIANBOYYYYYYYYYYY April 28, 2017

Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.

we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!

by Armondo72 November 12, 2010

cuss bust

one who wants to seem cool in front of others by using dirty words or obscenities, but is realistically too shy or too religious to use the actual cuss word.

Fuck turns into Freak as in What the fuck?/What the freak?
Shit turns into Crap (or Dip)as in Bullshit/Bullcrap

Twelve year old Maggie wanted to seem more mature, but she was such a cuss bust that everyone thought she was a dork.

by snackycakes64 August 20, 2006