Crocadillia

When you have a skin condition leading to bare ashy scaly skin.

Your mum has Crocadillia

by TurretedArc596 October 2, 2022

Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.

Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!

by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023

Crock/Bhris

The name for the romantic paring of Brock Baker and Chris O' Neil, Otherwise...
The ship name for the voice actors of Eduardo from Eddsworld.

Hey what's your favorite ship?
Me: UHHHH UMMM OH-UHH... NEVERMIND TALK TO YOU SOON! *runs away*
Umm... I just wanna know what boat she likes.....

2.
Brock: Hey Chris I think I wanna stick my dick in your mouth
Chris: WHAT?!

3.
Hey man I hate Crock/Bhris, like, there in real life people that's just disrespectful!

Me: Oh yeah I "totally" hate that ship too...
You like it don't you?

Me: NONONONNONOONO
Yes you do

4
TIME TO OPEN THE CROCK POT!

by Laylur April 10, 2023

pete croce

A real pato

That dude loves to blow men , he's a Pete croce

by Francoisdel May 3, 2014

betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014

Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.

Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.

by Culie July 13, 2014

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016