steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007

Colbert

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.

Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.

by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010

corn cobber

the act of eating ur corn in the vertical direction as if u were succing penis.

" greg is a corn cobber from wat ive seen".

by chris medeiros August 26, 2007

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

CnBer

Cock and Baller

"quit acting like a CnBer, you punk"

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010

Coner

The sexiest person alive. The one person that everyone wants to have. But they know they can't because he's to hard to get and no one can work up the courage to tell him.

I dated a Coner a while back

I wish my boyfriend was a Coner Don't we all

by Not me March 15, 2015