colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.

Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"

by Cabji September 27, 2003

colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick

Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!

by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008

Coloneling

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

collodious

Collodious means anything positive; can mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean

"Oh my gosh, that is so collodious"

"Wow! Your new hair is freaking collodious!"

by CaBowers October 8, 2008

colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.

Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.

by Dig That June 12, 2010

Colloxen

One=Collossus
Two=Collossi
Three or more=Colloxen

At a period of history previously unkown, the Romans built many Colloxen, only one of which remains.

by Epsilon 109 June 7, 2011