COAT

Chance Of Acting Tonight

- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too

by [.] March 24, 2019

Coat Cheese

A synonym for smegma

Smells like coat cheese

by Darth Dragonzord January 4, 2025

COAT

Cunt of a thing

"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"

by 3machine September 15, 2022

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim

We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?

by yiask May 28, 2025

Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."

Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.

by blickoo February 28, 2025

Trench Coat Season

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.

It's trench coat season.

by Raq56789 September 15, 2025