Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

coat rack

when a dude holds a girls stuff knowing that they dont like them

stop being a coat rack u simp

by vayjon February 11, 2020

white coat ceremony

before you start med school you have a ceremony to get your first white coat

hey dude are you coming to my white coat ceremony?

by water.melon.mint March 21, 2022

snitch coat

One or more people that cover up or protect a snitch.

Im not able to to give that snitch the stiches he deserves because of all the damn snitch coats around him protecting his lousy Looser ass

by butt smoker May 25, 2014