1. Beautiful beings of love and joy
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
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Get the Children mug.One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
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A genre of films that includes a) superhero flicks like Deadpool, b) flicks featuring child characters such as Good Boys, and c) animated flicks like Shin-chan, Sausage Party, and Wonder Showzen. These films are often marketed as family-friendly but can be wildly inappropriate for children to watch.
I took my kids to what I thought was a children's movie, but it turned out to be another wild ride like Sausage Party—definitely not what I expected!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
Get the children's movie mug."Young persons aged 0 through 17 years" and "unmarried persons still living with their parents" lumped together into one same English term — despite some foreign languages have separate terms for these different definitions
The cinema offers free admission for children under the age of 3 years, it only requires parents to pick age-appropriate movies.
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