Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.

Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum

by Bucking boom boom February 1, 2020

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.

As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.

by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010

bum liquor

The juice between your bum cheeks when you have a wet fart mixed with sweat.

I went down on the misses last night and licked her ass hole and got a mouth full of bum liquor

by Birdman999 March 9, 2018