Bulgar

Bulgar, a really stupid person

Also know as a retard

Man I really hate bulgar

by Ihatebulgr October 24, 2019

turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.

Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013

Cunt Burglar

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)

Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude

(later that day)

Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.

by #^Satan^# May 5, 2010

The Bulgarian Cock

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.

Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.

by FaZe Relic August 4, 2018

Bulgarian Thanksgiving

When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.

Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004