VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.
“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”
by Penny C December 14, 2024
Get the Bruce Carrollmug. by Bezzoheartsbobcats July 20, 2014
Get the amanda brucemug. My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022
Get the Bruce Springsteenmug. Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.
by MXfanatic October 8, 2020
Get the Bruce Cookmug. 
Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
Get the Bruce Banner Penis Syndromemug. That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
Get the Bruce Manoeuvremug.