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Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
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Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.
by Killerzeek October 14, 2017
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Bong Buster

The action of jizzing inside a hookah and vaporizing your cum and proceeding to smoke it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 7, 2022
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Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis.
I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.
by Stripclubdeej June 14, 2011
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Bing bong

A phrase used to mock corrupt individuals who have exposed themselves as such, thus showing you are aware of their open and blatant corruption.
Ken: I heard GameStop went down this week
Jamie: Bing Bong the Price is Wrong!
by KieranGhost92 December 20, 2021
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Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.
Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.
by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020
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