Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.

Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.

by cut the cards March 12, 2026

Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps

1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps

by Agoober23 May 18, 2025

Bologna compass

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.

Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.

by Nakeytime May 25, 2025

Ass Bologna

A Halo term used when you are killed when you have a clear advantage over an enemy. Also used as ''tasting ass bologna.''

I had overshield but he beat it off of me with an assault rifle....

Yeah, you just tasted ass bologna.

Give me a break, its my warm-up game..

Shut up and stop letting these newbs make you taste ass bologna.

by Deadweight 00 October 20, 2008

Stoney bologne

That form of THC intoxication where the individual will become so honest about his or her feelings but, unfortunately, appears phoney.

Oh my, he's stoney bologne, claiming he'll love me for as long as he has tacos.

by DrLobotomist December 24, 2016

Lebanon bologna

When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.

I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.

by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017

big bologna fadeout

When her ariola is the side of a slice of bologna but her nipple is regular size.

"Damn girl, you got some big bologna fadeout going on!"

by Professor Nipple August 30, 2017