mothman bite

could've been worse!

child 1- child 1 sneaks up behind child2 and lightly claws their scapula...
"mothman bite motha likka!!"
child 2- OWW
child 1- couldve been worse.
child 2- boy howdy!

by iamscaredofmothman December 5, 2009

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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005

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Bitey Bite • first bite of cake/bite of cake • bite me • shark bite • love bite • bite down • bite the bullet • I bite my thumb at thou! • monkey bite • wolf bite

bite sized

the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick

hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized

by Michelle Mawyin December 24, 2007

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A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008

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grundel bite

(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.

Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!

by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005

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