Jew-stincts

The natural instinct of finding lower prices on products that every Jewish person is born with

"Hey Andy did you see Matt got that ipod touch off ebay for a hundred bucks less?"

"How the fuck did he do that?"

"He used his jew-stincts to find a lower price. What a fucking jew huh?"

by VOLTRON89 March 14, 2009

Golden Jew

A person who has a knack for making money, and then saving/hoarding the money untill the day he/she dies, when the money will be burried along with the corpse.

Ace Rothstein (Casino), the exemplary golden jew.

by Joshua Goldstein September 12, 2005

Poo Jew

Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.

Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.

Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.

by Poo Jew We Don't Want You May 1, 2009

Jew-ish

Someone who is partially, but not completely Jewish. They are Jew-ish. Kinda like a Jew, but not quite.

"Marisa makes matzo ball soup but doesn't ever go to temple, she's so Jew-ish!"

by Phineas October 28, 2004

jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

jew rig

To fix something very cheaply.

Rather than replace the defective part, joe Jew Rigged his car.

by G-Root July 27, 2006

cheap jew

A jewish person who is extremely cheap. He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He picks up the breadcrumbs as to not waste any food. HE never ever donated to charity.

poor white guy: Hey can i get a dime?
Jew: No
Poor white guy: Damm yous a cheap jew!

by KKK March 29, 2005