by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017
Get the noodle bar mug.When a gay guy pulls his dick out of his partner's butt and it looks like it's covered in chocolate and peanuts.
by Urban Dix December 16, 2019
Get the Lunch Bar mug.The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.
by Daze'd December 26, 2019
Get the Bar Heroes mug.pee bar (n.)
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
by geckopaws April 2, 2012
Get the pee bar mug.A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
Get the Paradox Bar mug.1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
Get the Bar Friend mug.Your ability to dodge bullets, other projectiles, and punches* in MADNESS: Project Nexus.
There are three types of TAC-Bars in Project Nexus, Novice, Journeyman, and Master TAC-Bars.
Novice Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into grazes, once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Journeyman Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Master Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, you'll still convert hits into grazes. Even whilst on the floor or being shot from behind.
To recover your Tac-Bar mid-fight, simply reach a med-kit and asses your wounds. Get a crit whilst attacking an enemy with melee or unarmed. Or perform a takedown/execution whilst they're stunned.
Your type, size, and reliability of your Tac-Bar all depend on your "Battle prowess and natural ability to avoid enemy fire." Alongside your general maneuverability and keen instinct, and obviously your ability (And will) to dodge.
*Only Tac-bars in Project Nexus Classic, and the Beta of MADNESS: Project Nexus allowed you to mitigate Melee or Unarmed attacks.
There are three types of TAC-Bars in Project Nexus, Novice, Journeyman, and Master TAC-Bars.
Novice Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into grazes, once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Journeyman Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Master Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, you'll still convert hits into grazes. Even whilst on the floor or being shot from behind.
To recover your Tac-Bar mid-fight, simply reach a med-kit and asses your wounds. Get a crit whilst attacking an enemy with melee or unarmed. Or perform a takedown/execution whilst they're stunned.
Your type, size, and reliability of your Tac-Bar all depend on your "Battle prowess and natural ability to avoid enemy fire." Alongside your general maneuverability and keen instinct, and obviously your ability (And will) to dodge.
*Only Tac-bars in Project Nexus Classic, and the Beta of MADNESS: Project Nexus allowed you to mitigate Melee or Unarmed attacks.
Deimos: Christoff.. you.. uh.. ever wonder why most of these guys die a lot faster than what we do?
Christoff: Simple, they lack the tactics, and in extension, the TAC-Bars that we have. Alongside they strength, endurance, and dexterity aswell. But none of that matters if a simple bullet can still kill you**.
Christoff: Simple, they lack the tactics, and in extension, the TAC-Bars that we have. Alongside they strength, endurance, and dexterity aswell. But none of that matters if a simple bullet can still kill you**.
by T.L-Hank July 12, 2023
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