Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

tokyo bar

the glorious union of bad music, warm beers and everyone you've ever wheeled

"where are you going Thursday?"
"is that even a question?"
"right. see you at tokyo bar"

by 1234hithere November 19, 2018

Genuine Bars

When you had your homies agree on something

Charlie: let's get pizza

Bena: genuine bars

by King Charlie 👑 November 20, 2016

bar shark

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.

"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."

by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009

Bar Sick

Becoming car sick after visiting a bar for too long.

On the way home from the New Year's party at the local bar, Billy became bar sick in the back of the cab.

by teacher on the side February 16, 2010

Bar Heroes

The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.

Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...

by Daze'd December 26, 2019

bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018