Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

austin gordon

A kid with a clapped out shitbox

Man Austin Gordon’s car is shit

by Miata kid November 29, 2021

Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.

Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"

by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022

Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.

The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.

by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021

Aussie/Austin

Austin is that one friend that doesn’t talk 24/7 but always makes sure when they do the gc is entertained.Austin can be confusing sometimes but he’s definitely good people to be around, Aussie is also a perfect nickname for him.

“aussie/austin start being more active we miss you”

by wspshawty May 24, 2022