Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. Athen Closs is a gay Canadian boy who is also transitioning into becoming a girl and weighs 000.15 pounds but consumes 100 billion pounds of cock a year.
“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans retard and hypocrite”
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Guy 1 - Why do I try so hard and I still can't hook up with girls?
Guy 2 - The answer is simple, you're just not a Young Athletic Killer!
Guy 2 - The answer is simple, you're just not a Young Athletic Killer!
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Get the r/atheism mug.by Oh Em Gee August 29, 2006
Get the Atheist mug.Atherton is the most expensive zip code in the United States, featured in Forbes Magazine yearly for the ridiculous house pricing. Homes in Atherton range from 3 million to 25 million, averaging around $7,000,000. Home to some of the most powerful men and women in technology in the world, such as the CEO of Ebay, YouTube, HP, Google, and Larry Ellison, being wealthy in Atherton means being a multi-billionaire. 17 year olds drive Ferraris.
So basically, to live in A-town, you must be rich, white, and go to a private school that costs +25,000
So basically, to live in A-town, you must be rich, white, and go to a private school that costs +25,000
He lives in Atherton, daaaamn he must be a fucking billionaire.
Did you know that YouTube was founded above Applewood Pizza, only minutes away from Atherton?
Fuck man, he must be so spolid he's from Atherton.
Did you know that YouTube was founded above Applewood Pizza, only minutes away from Atherton?
Fuck man, he must be so spolid he's from Atherton.
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