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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
mugGet the fish's assholemug.

Vocal Asshole

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today
by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
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Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
mugGet the Asshole Origamimug.

asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
mugGet the asshole stopmug.

Proffesional Asshole

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here
by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
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anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes
by flathead saunders November 20, 2010
mugGet the anchors and assholesmug.

Niggered in the asshole

When you get rekt by a sweaty 11 year old and you spurt out a angry sentence.
Aw shucks I just got Niggered in the asshole!
by RealWordedW February 8, 2021
mugGet the Niggered in the assholemug.

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