by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.
by SomeGuyInDundalk May 20, 2018
Its when you show both your hands up her ass and the get as much shit as you can and just rub it all over her body while she is tied to the bed and after that you run out of the house and steal all her bananas.
by angry nigerian March 09, 2020
When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.
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by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017
when in bed with a women realize your inner football player and ram the shit out of her pussy and go for the touchdown
by Tyler Reynolds November 09, 2016
When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 05, 2023
A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.
by qTay June 11, 2020