You're a Jedi Annie

You're a Jedi Annie.
I'm a what?
Annie, you're a Jedi.
I'm a what!?
A Jedi Annie.
A JEDI?
Yes, Annie you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie.
Well "Just Annie" you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie!
No "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
NO! Annie, you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon, I'm just Annie.
Listen Annie you are a Jedi.
No Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Annie, for god's sake, you're a Jedi.
A JEDI? I'm just Annie.
Noo, "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Nooooo Just Annie you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui Gon!
Annie you are Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking Jedi.
For God's sake Annie what is with this language? You're a fucking Jedi.
I don't give a fuck you fat hairy bastard, I'm not a fucking Jedi.
Listen Annie, you're going to go the Jedi Temple and use the Force and shit, and you're going to be fucking pleased about it.
I don't want use the Force you basket hole, shove it up your fucking dickhole.
My fucking what?
Qui-Gon you're pushing me over the fucking line.
No I'm not, you are a Jedi, you're going to go to the Jedi Temple, you're going to use the Force, you'll get a lightsaber, you'll get a fucking ponytail, deal with it, ya twat.
I'm going to fucking put my dick in the ponytail.
I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move, you are a Jedi.
I'm a what?.
You're a Jedi Annie for fuck sake listen to me!
Qui-Gon I've been through this I don't give a bloody fuck what you think.
This is not negotiable, you come with me you speccy bowl haired cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
I'll fuckin set your beard on fire.
C'mon then yer speccy cunt square go like.
I'll fuckin burst ye.
Right you ye little wank stain, if you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to the Jedi Temple. You'll get a lightsaber, you'll get an ponytail that'll deliver your shitey messages, and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it.
I'll fucking gnaw your arm off Qui-Gon.
Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little bitch.
I'll pump ye silly.
C'mon then ya cunt.
Suck ma pixie dick ya chubby coon.
I'll rupture your fucking anus with mah massive bear cock.
I'll rip your giant dick off and bash ye across the jaw with it.
Let's go right now bring it on ya little wank.
by Frontier-Psychiatrist June 08, 2018
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What You're Work'n With

A person's body parts that are used to attract a mate.
Our nurse, when getting ready to leave the exam room told my female roommate, you can put your shirt back on so people can't see what you're work'n with.
by Wolga September 17, 2018
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You're a bottom's bitch.

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)
"IM NOT A BOTTOM!" "Kid..you're not just a bottom...you're a bottom's bitch."
by emoassgayassizaaaa May 25, 2022
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You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.
Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.
by Sassygirl143 September 14, 2017
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You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.
Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.
by Old Jun Shang October 01, 2023
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When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).
High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...
by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009
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You're so bret

To say that someone is so bret is to insult them beyond the point of recover. It is the ultimate diss.

You're so bret.

It could me that you are so:dumb, idiotic,( or a variety of things )
by くりす August 16, 2008
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