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you look like a cow looking at a new gate

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
by cory enderby October 6, 2006
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Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.
by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006
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An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010
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i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
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Gates Points

Nickname for Microsoft Points, the virtual currency used for micropayments on Microsoft's Xbox Live and Zune Marketplace. Popular nickname in Japan.
I want that map pack but it costs 800 Gates Points extra so I'm wavering.
by slackerboy February 18, 2011
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