anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Anal Flavouring

A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.

Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?

by KevinVilleneuve August 21, 2007

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

anal 2.0

when you have four dicks in you and it feels good

3 dicks in your ass 1 in the pussy

omg anal 2.0 feels so good

by bigdickbandit69420 April 9, 2021

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

by Aaddam August 19, 2012