platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

by BushBaybee December 14, 2009

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011