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platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
by Terio Marin May 22, 2016
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Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!
by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011
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anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.
anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.
I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010
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Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 14, 2009
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anal bees

Bees that fly into the anal cavity, and implant themselves into the rektum.
I hear Bode's anal bees really hurt.
by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017
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anal trapezoid

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
by Official if Tony September 21, 2022
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