4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge

Damn that is not 3 inches

by Get bitches March 11, 2022

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking

“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass”
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”

by Lil Fence September 22, 2019

Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023