Eddie alberts

Eddie Alberts is the nicest boy you will ever meet you will be so lucky to ever become friends with him he is so kind, nice, cute, hot, and is respectful and will always make sure it be polite, and has the perfect beautiful blue eyes, and brown hair, and loves animals. If you ever get it date Eddie alberts you will be so lucky Because he treats girls with respect and he is very loving. Eddie alberts is good at lots of sports and you can create the best memories with him. Once you spend one day with him you will never get over him. He is never a boring person you always find something to do with him and you can love him in every way. If you are ever to date a Eddie ablerts just know he loves outdoors, for wheeling and loves to listen to country music. Eddie alberts is most likely to be a Taurus born in April. I’m here to say if you ever meet an Eddie ablerts don’t ever put your self in the position to loose him and just know he will love you at all cost you will always has a spot in your heart for him and wait for him to come back💔.

If you ever meet an Eddie Alberts love him till you can, show him how much he means to you because someday he might loose interest and maybe not if your lucky.

by Brown hair and brown eyes February 22, 2021

Alertified

Alertified - Verb

A higher level of notification

The team have been alertified of the situation

by Julesy O August 31, 2019

Alertive

A word Jerry says

You are alertive.

by JERRRRRRRRRRRRRY August 17, 2021

Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.

Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!

by Element238 April 22, 2010

Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Sarc alert

What follows is sarcasm. Useful when commenting on Facebook and in other social media.

(Sarc alert): "Well, if BUSINESS leaders and Wall Street CEOs say climate change and global warming are for real, then it MUST be true."

by da Chetster June 24, 2014

Eva Alert

The emergency communication issued by an employer and co-workers when an employee goes missing. This is related to a Sparky Alert which is for a missing contractor.

Has anyone seen Jim? He didn't show up for the meeting. And no one has seen him all day long. We should issue an Eva Alert!

by Now For Plan B July 21, 2016