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abu nani

A way to greet someone in laymen's terms when speaking in Baznigi.
Mike: "Abu Nani, Chris."
Chris:"Ubu"
by chrthe22 September 24, 2019
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God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Abu

Abu: can i have some weed bruh?
by poopyhater2 December 28, 2017
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Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.
"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"
by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017
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abu sethi

by WiseManDumb May 16, 2017
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abue chula

Abue Chula is Spanish phrase that translates to cute grandma. 'Abue' short for abuela (grandma) and chula (cute/pretty/beautiful).

It's also a term to describe a style. Cute vintage granny look. Lots of cozy layers and fabric that looks like curtain drapes.
"Awww look at that abue chula sitting at the bus stop"

"Those skirts are totally abue chula"

Looks like little red ridding hood raided her grandmas closet and she's killing it. What an abue chula!
by AbueChula November 5, 2017
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