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Tool Box

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.
Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.
by Ho Train October 23, 2002
mugGet the Tool Boxmug.

Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe
Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged
by The_dawg June 4, 2019
mugGet the Palmer Toolmug.

Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.
President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.
by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009
mugGet the Wuss Toolmug.

tool nazi

A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.
"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"

"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."

"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."
by thedarkllama May 25, 2016
mugGet the tool nazimug.

Pro Tools

The first actually usable Digital Audio Workstation ever made way back in the early 90s to replace the big ass analog audio mixing and recording consoles and add the ability to unto actions (which was impossible with analog tape recording). Thus, it became an industry standard and the new, heavily updated versions are still used in professional studios.

However, by now, with more and more new DAWs being made (such as Ableton Live, Cubase, Reaper, Studio One, etc.), many producers have been switching from Pro Tools due to Pro Tools' pricing being horribly unjustified, workflow being clunky, performance being poorly optimized in comparison and the whole system being too restricted and buggy. And it's only a matter of time before it's not an "industry standard" anymore.
— Dude, starting out mixing music is such a pain in the ass!
— What DAW do you use?
— Pro Tools.
— Lol, get something different, better ones have been made for years.
by Admiral_Bongo October 16, 2020
mugGet the Pro Toolsmug.

tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools
Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
by Kram Larry October 26, 2022
mugGet the tool shamemug.

Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
mugGet the Customer Toolmug.

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