samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on

Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'

by Pollution December 13, 2021

Samuel

A fucking great man not afraid of shit, also a very big as simp for any girl they met in kinder and is still in love

Guy: DAMN Samuel is a badass and is still trying to pull that one girl

by A_badass_that__u_want May 16, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a very gay boy he is ugly and always wears booty shorts he has usually blond hair and blue eyes but has a very sexual personality.He is fucking annoying and won't stop scratching his buttcrack

Yareli:Hey is that samuel
Danielle:yeah that ugly bitch

by Daniellacone November 1, 2019

Samuel's PP

BEEG

Samuel's PP Es Grande

by RTඞ April 1, 2022

SAMUEL

The world most nerdy kid. He wants to attract girls at the age of 15. Samuel is tall and skinny. He would do anything to attract Javier and Aaron

Samuel

by Pseudo Harem November 22, 2024

Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023

Samuel

something real, relatable

ts Samuel bro.

by skspr April 22, 2025