After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.
by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005
Get the one wipe wondermug. During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
Get the wi-fi wipemug. by Lizard987 March 12, 2009
Get the One Sheet Wipemug. by AlphaDelta February 17, 2015
Get the Ajax Spray and Wipemug. by poohbar January 24, 2010
Get the dirty ass-wipemug. When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"
"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
Get the Diner Wet Wipemug. "Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"
"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"
"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
by anonymous December 27, 2020
Get the ghetto Clorox wipemug.