Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend

Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early

by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023

Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 3, 2020

Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.

“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow”

by Da Bombay March 7, 2023

Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.

"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"

by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022

Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday is an event starting on the first day of the week, in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.

hey dude its moan more Monday and today is Monday so

(they moan together)

by AwareKu November 10, 2020

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018