Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.

You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.

by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

Derek

a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH

Did you see Derek? Hes so big

by Derek2Big November 21, 2023

joe derek

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick

Look at joe Derek 😍

by What’s good May 22, 2018

Derek

The epitome of all things metro. Even though he tries to deny it.

Derek, it's okay, we all know you're metro.

by hsnaq October 25, 2018

Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

Derek

His dad drives an BMW M5 Competition

Hey look, its a derek.

by lenone October 5, 2021

Derek

To "Derek" someone.
This is to argue someone into submission so that your request is granted quickly and with as little retaliation as possible

That supplier was looking for an outrageous price yesterday but I "Dereked" so its sorted now.

by TheHighPreist March 15, 2019