Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy; looks pasts all the real facts and flaws of someone and will do anything for their love and affection
by NIMMYTURNER May 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug. This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021
Get the Simpmug. If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020
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Get the Simpmug.