Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 26, 2017
Get the Soccer wipemug. by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021
Get the cock soccermug. A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.
by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023
Get the Sock Soccermug. Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
by arminel01 November 21, 2013
Get the Drunk soccermug. "Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix February 28, 2017
Get the soccer thotmug. A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016
Get the soccer boppersmug. 