A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.
American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!
London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”
London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”
by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019
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Bright clothing shops lined the streets as well a groupies and pot smoke.
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