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Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"
Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !
by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009
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smoke the goose

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose
by Connelly May 7, 2018
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Goose Muzzle

When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle
Jennifers boyfriend Paul totally has a goose muzzle going on, check it!
by Albert he goes west October 31, 2011
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dun-goosed

used to describe an ugly person. The more emphasis that is placed on "dun", the uglier the person is.
guy 1: yo, look at that girl over there!
guy 2: yea i know, she's so dun-goosed!
by fruitloops17 March 3, 2011
mugGet the dun-goosedmug.

Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
by rhys[scb] July 4, 2008
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goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'
Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
mugGet the goose eggmug.

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.
'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'
by seren black November 4, 2009
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