Series of rapid farts within a short amount of time, thus fore releasing a violent butt scratch. The sound affect is that of a chainsaw, and if hard enough can feel as if a chainsaw is on ur butthole.
“Man, my ass is really itchy, I could really use a nice chainsaw fart right now.”
“They are so satisfying man”
“They are so satisfying man”
by Playboi.Curti January 24, 2021
Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
by JaaagMan January 30, 2012
by DrPhilOnYaBooty September 30, 2019
A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010
by Fartinglander November 29, 2011
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021