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Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.
I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.
by 6 Pounds Soft November 24, 2016
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Zone out

Mikey: Rikki!
Rikki: ...........
Mikey: RIKKKKKKKKI
Rikki: sorry i just zone out.
by booobbbie December 22, 2010
mugGet the Zone outmug.

the Fred zone

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."
So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
mugGet the the Fred zonemug.

zone 9

Area in tarpon springs Florida between sunset beach on gulf rd. to riverside dr. and sunset rd.
ay dawg yesterday i was chillin in zone 9
by ihydiugfce March 26, 2009
mugGet the zone 9mug.

acquaintance zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, only far worse.

While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing.
Josh: So how did asking out Sarah go?

Larry: Not well at all. No interest.

Josh: Friend zoned?

Larry: Worse. Acquaintance zoned.
by ratdude747 February 10, 2013
mugGet the acquaintance zonedmug.

Friend Zone

A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.
Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.
by Just another Black Sheep January 8, 2012
mugGet the Friend Zonemug.

friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011
mugGet the friend-zonedmug.

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