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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

When you call me at 3 in the morning

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" & Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" & Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Are you fisting me

by Mogal December 22, 2021
mugGet the Are you fisting memug.

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?
Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
mugGet the Are you talking about me?mug.

You hear me

RFB making sure he's heard.
YOU HEAR ME?!
by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020
mugGet the You hear memug.

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