Boy: MOM look i planted a flower
Boy: MOM I drew something
Boy:MOM I cooked ceral
Mom: You're a good kid......i guess
Boy: MOM I drew something
Boy:MOM I cooked ceral
Mom: You're a good kid......i guess
by RandomGirlWhoLikesYou May 31, 2019

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011

Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.
by Old Jun Shang October 1, 2023

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)
by emoassgayassizaaaa May 25, 2022

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).
High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom
Dude: That's only funny when you're high...
Dude: That's only funny when you're high...
by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009

To say that someone is so bret is to insult them beyond the point of recover. It is the ultimate diss.
by くりす October 9, 2008

Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.
by bandit bob October 9, 2009
