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washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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Washington state

It's the Alabama of the north west so to speak.
Hey have you ever been to Washington?

D.C. ?

No you idiot Washington state

Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.
by The sonnyer June 12, 2018
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Washington Wisk

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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Washington Sheriffs

New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK
Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk

The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs
by Cah Million December 21, 2021
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washington, ga

Washington, GA is home to many meth heads.
by TomJonesDancePartner July 25, 2016
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