wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

Wal-Mart Whore

A "Wal-Mart whore" is yet another cultural reference to a cheap whore. The reference is to Wal-Mart's slogan, "Lower prices, every day"

Coleman's mom is a Wal-Mart Whore!

by JoeD December 14, 2004

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Wal-Mart Gamer

When a person who can't afford any game consoles goes to Wal-Mart just to play the game demos.

Bob is such a Wal-Mart Gamer, he's playing Lego Batman Demo every time I call.

by Rando Biggs May 25, 2009

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

by El Duce October 8, 2004

Wal-Mart effect

The mass closure of small business in a city or town caused by Wal-Mart setting up shop there

Many small businesses have closed across America because of the Wal-Mart effect.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion March 13, 2009

walmarted

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.

Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.

by James August 23, 2004