Stupid van

a person is stupid, and acts in a way that is stupid. Is a retired chicken but has the hair of a greek goddess. Hates showers, cause the stop gets in their eyes. Has the best friends, and has got the girl of his dreams. Even though he is stupid, none the less he is a van

"You're such a Stupid van, god!"

by Blue Skylur November 15, 2018

Ethan Van

Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.

you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦

by systemking July 30, 2017

Van-Derveld

Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.

You're almost as bad as those diabolical Van-Dervelds!

by tehwofl October 3, 2003

Van dusen

A basement boy afraid to leave the house.

Mistakes opinions for facts commonly

I’m a van dusen, Google me rn. The jab saved my family. That’s a fact.

by Van Dusen February 17, 2022

Van Noy

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005

van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

japan van

Making out in your moms Odyssey with a chick who says she's down but is not actually so you try and get denied.

During that quince that slut japan vanned me. WHAT A BITCH HUH.

by Sergizzle Koala Ryan Explains Containment Gina June 11, 2006