valentin

de most butiful guy in the world that has brown hair and brow eyes. al girls like him and he is butifull. and he has 200 IQ. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

girls-hi valentin
valentin-no not them

by valentinswe January 11, 2018

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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

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Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

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chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.

That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.

by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016

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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

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Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

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