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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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Valentine

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.
by urmami69 February 21, 2022
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Rosario/Valentine

Literally the most prettiest and coolest person I've ever met I'm so glad I met her and I really hope we could see eachother soon.
by emolooking February 21, 2022
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Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(
by Midday August 28, 2021
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Charlotte Valentin

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021
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Valentin

Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice
Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
Besties now”
by Alexisachad May 22, 2021
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Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021
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