Vertical

Used in phrases like, "going vertical" or "straight up vertical" as an allusion to going all in on a situation or something being awesome.
Also a in reference to slitting wrists vertically as this drastically increases chances of death.

Oren: Did you see Sahalo hit that 50/50?

Sage: Ya! That shit was straight vertical!

by TurdHazz April 1, 2017

Vertical

A line that goes "|"

Stupid: The Elevator is going Horizontal, neat

Me: it's going vertical

by Themysteriouspopatoe October 13, 2017

Vertical Smile

Illinois vulgar slang for twat

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

vertical snuff

Looking down staircases to spot feminine necklines and paps

Lets go vertical snuffing! Word up! Lets go, we will spot the hottest paps!

by Vertico March 9, 2018

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

verticornicus

The area of skin that grows pubic hair; just above the base of the peepee.

the swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear

by Bobsagat84 September 14, 2018