Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020

Valentino

Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.

Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

St Velentine's Day

The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.

"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day

by Drexal019 March 2, 2011

Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day

Lara Croft's birthday! :)

Lara Croft was born on Valentine's Day.

by Bionicle718 February 19, 2008

valentine's day

candy day

Valentine's Day is a great time to get some delicious candy.

by Gopi D. January 31, 2004

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004