uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

uncle jermy

Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him

Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy

by Truthspeaker 101 March 20, 2017

Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rum… heavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 3, 2022

uncle bea

An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him

A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends

A Sugar Dad

When you are at the club and your girlfriends Uncle Bea buys you alcohol so they can cheat in peace

by Mwanafyale December 28, 2015

Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."

Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!

by airefeek69 June 5, 2018

friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.

So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.

by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017